Politics
Hunter Biden Launches Blind Graft Trust
No one should have their retinas scarred by bad art so that I can make a dishonest living…”
Local High School Renames Mascot to “ICE Agents”
“We thought it would be a good time to move on and chose an inclusive icon…”
Survey: 95% of AntiVaxxers are Either Stupid or Selfish
“Not a single respondent has any knowledge of vaccines or microchip technology…”
Donald Trump Announces New Osama Bin Laden Statues
“Bin Laden sits among the great pantheon of fallen American enemies, like Robert E. Lee” – Donald Trump
Trump Builds Wall, New Mexico to Pay for It
Keeping an important campaign promise, President Donald Trump announced today that he has instructed the US Department of Homeland Security to begin construction of a […]
Urban Scooters Declared Crimes Against Humanity
In an expected move, the International Criminal Court and the European Court of Human Rights both voted this week to declare use of urban scooters, […]
Barack Obama Wins Nobel Prize in Medicine
In a stunning move that has already sparked outrage in some political circles, the Nobel Assembly at the Karolinska Institute announced today that former US President […]
Trump Releases Shocking DNA Results
President Trump’s DNA contains material that is at least 8% Native American in origin.
Democratic Socialists Announce Bake Sale to Pay for Medicaid for All
The US Democratic Socialist Party announced a break through today that would enable them to promise Medicaid for All and pay for it without raising […]