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Vegans Denonuce “Bee Slave Labor” Fruits
The world produces fruit under the forced labor of bees…
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Urban Scooters Declared Crimes Against Humanity
In an expected move, the International Criminal Court and the European Court of Human Rights both voted this week to declare use of urban scooters, […]
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Trump adds Charizard to Endangered Species List
EPA Director Scott Pruitt announced today that, under the direction of “Dearest Leader” Donald Trump, Charizard is now added to the Endangered Species List. “This […]
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New “Save the Parents” Charity Launched to Counter Child Propaganda
In response to years of stinky diapers, fits of teen rage, and ever increasing college tuition demands that border on entitlement-run-amuk, a group of US […]
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Health Conscious Drug Cartel Launches Heroin Light
The infamous Alphas drug cartel announced today that they were introducing a new, health-conscious drug, heroin lite, that is expected to hit the market in […]
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New Product Alert: Angel Sheet – The World’s First Fully Social, AI Infused, Machine-Learning Toilet Paper on the Blockchain.
Angel Sheet is the worlds first fully-social, AI infused, machine learning toilet paper, on the blockchain. Yes, you heard me correctly. You see, Angel Sheet […]
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China To Dump 3 Trillion Unwanted Plastic Straws Into Ocean
After the unexpected drinking straw bans put in place by a growing number of US cities, officials in the People’s Republic of China have come […]