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Orange Bowl Renamed Toilet Bowl
A four year deal to rename the Orange Bowl to the Kohler Toilet Bowl beginning in the 2021-22 football season
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Vegans Denonuce “Bee Slave Labor” Fruits
The world produces fruit under the forced labor of bees…
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Urban Scooters Declared Crimes Against Humanity
In an expected move, the International Criminal Court and the European Court of Human Rights both voted this week to declare use of urban scooters, […]
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Apple Leaks New, 62” iPhone XXXL
Tired of squinting at your phone’s small screen, or frustrated when your finger accidentally touches the wrong letter, triggering an autocorrect fail for the ages? […]
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Health Conscious Drug Cartel Launches Heroin Light
The infamous Alphas drug cartel announced today that they were introducing a new, health-conscious drug, heroin lite, that is expected to hit the market in […]
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New Product Alert: Angel Sheet – The World’s First Fully Social, AI Infused, Machine-Learning Toilet Paper on the Blockchain.
Angel Sheet is the worlds first fully-social, AI infused, machine learning toilet paper, on the blockchain. Yes, you heard me correctly. You see, Angel Sheet […]
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China To Dump 3 Trillion Unwanted Plastic Straws Into Ocean
After the unexpected drinking straw bans put in place by a growing number of US cities, officials in the People’s Republic of China have come […]
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Trump Hotel to Open In Pyeongyang
The NoDongSinMoon, North Korea’s largest circulation newspaper reported a blockbuster real-estate development deal with US President Donald Trump’s family business will begin operating a new […]