The NoDongSinMoon, North Korea’s largest circulation newspaper reported a blockbuster real-estate development deal with US President Donald Trump’s family business will begin operating a new Trump Tower in PyeongYang North Korea.
Details of the transaction were not publicly disclosed, but sources in the DPRK revealed that the building to be renamed and operated by the Trump family is no less than the Ryugyong Tower, North Korea’s largest building and at one time, the tallest building in Asia. It is rumored that the agreement was made just hours after the summit meeting between President Trump and North Korean Paramount Leader, Kim JungUn.
Witnesses at Trump tower in New York posted YouTube videos showing what appeared to be North Korean UN diplomats entering and leaving Trump Tower shortly after the summit concluded, recognized by their matching “dear leader” haircuts and handsome Kim JungUn buttons.
While flying back in Air Force One, the President was confronted by angry reporters demanding answers about the shady timing of the announced deal. “My son Don. did not meet with the North Koreans today, fake news people, fake news!” said a visibly angry President Trump.
When confronted via Twitter with the video of the DPRK delegation coming and going from Trump’s New York office, the President retweeted, “I had NO advance knowledge of any plans for my family to meet with the lovely and special delegation from our friends in North Korea. Don’t fall for CNN’s ANTI-AMERICAN AGENDA.”
The President then tweeted, “Ryugyong – TERRIBBLE name, will be much better as TRUMP!”
Five minutes later, the President tweeted a link to a reservation page and added “Click here to book the Dear Leader Suite beginning in October 2019 with 30% savings using the code: POTUS”.